All of that information is required for simply to set up one of the better descriptions of Ebay that have read. The following is quoted from the FuckedCompany.com newsletter for Wednesday, Sept. 13th:
You might notice I took the auction down. Ebay was created in 1995 to auction Pez dispensers. And it's really good for auctioning Pez dispensers. If you're interested in buying the site, drop me an email.