Acts of Volition

Maybe not a great name, but for an new band trying to lure in an audience "50 Cent Beer and Bar Shots" would look great outside a bar. Although I am not entirely sure if that is my own idea, for some reason I think Bare Naked Ladies might have been called something similar, or joked about it once. But my mind is so cluttered I have trouble discerning fact and fiction.

I've been pushing for years for a punk band called "Anarchy Shmanarchy"

I've always been a big fan of Shag Linoleum.

My addition to the list is for that underground hiphop-country crossover artist in all of us "G Willakers"...word!

Yes, I know that this is in poor taste... all the moreso, because I have lived here in Israel for the past 25 years. Nevertheless, for the longest time I've had this yearning to open a decadent, techno-punk-goth dance bar called the "Alcoholocaust".

OK, so sue me.

Best I've heard is Dean's: "Egregious Philbin"

I've been trying to come up with a band name for something some friends and I are working on and Alcoholocaust rules! I also like the bank managers but it reminds me of "Jeff from accounting" that was from and played one show in Charlottetown years ago.

i like the name sublimanal paranioa,just thought it up out of nowhere yesterday.

I like: Guy LeDouche Band - it's like Dave Matthews Band, but without class...

I like "the shitake shroms" but that might not be PC enough for todays world

Straight-forward rock band:
"Pompeii Dogs"
(If you've ever been to Pompeii, you know the place is populated by a bunch of feral [yet quite peaceful] dogs)

Punk band:
"Bathroom Trash"

Don't know if these exist, but always thought they sounded good!

That song by Bryan Adams, summer of 69, is about a band starting out, right?
Bryan sings:
Jimmy quit
Jody got married

And I always heared:
Jimmy Cliff
Jody Got Married

And I never took the trouble listening to the rest of the song (I'm Dutch, by the way, so for me songs in English don't come naturally), and I thought those lines were about the covers they were playing. I thought they covered Jimmy Cliff and some band called Jody Got Married.
Well, it could have been a band i'd never heared of. Being Dutch and all.

Also: my in-laws were on vacation in Ireland, and they followed the Santa Anna Coastal Drive.
Could be the name of a band playing Eagles-kind-of-music.

I was just cleaning up around the apartment and I found some of those floss picks. It made me think of a great band name that does not exist:
The Dental Philosophers

The greatest all-girl punk rock band in the world---PENIS ENVY AND THE TAMPONS--name is copyrighted. sorry.

A few years ago i thought about starting a band up with some friends and i don't know if these are already taken but this is what we came up with...

Narcotic Oxygen
Idol Minds
Purple Weasles (don't ask where we came up with that, it was more of a joke)
Strife Scenario

Plastic Toys and Cheese
The Jesus Cowboys
Sometimes Under Microscope

Um, how about
Rigid Jello
Soft Rockies
Ginormous Ants
The Round Blockheads
Lacerated Ghost
Beneficial Lies

These are most likely crap but I made them up off the top of my head. Hey it would be fun to do this for a living! I could think up hundreds if i wanted. . . . but im not going to.

Ribbed For Your Pleasure
Blue Screams Of Death

Hey, I was just wandering if someone can help me get a good girls band name, My friends and I are thinking about it, but we can't agree on a name, I want it to be unique, but not stupid, and something that girls would like. (NO GOTH! I don't want anything with death in the name!) It most likely will be rock, but not sure. Anyways! Please email me if you have any suggestions, I don't know if I will be returning to this site! Thank You.

The Percy Throwers

Sausage Maker

Gordon Riots

Feeble Plonker

Dirty Water Dogs

The Biters

HoW aBoUt ThE HoT pInK uRiNaLs? oR tHe UnDeRsTaTeD vAmPiReS..

or how about poison kiss

the late night gamers?

Bill does Windows?

Chilled for your pleasure?

Burn that Plastic (for the newage all girl punk band :-)

I was always fond of Communist Synthesizers

I always thought '2 man monarchy' was kinda cool

Wow! What fun! I've been making up and collecting ficticious band names for a while. Here's a few.

The Wet Dreams
Dead Meat Disciples
Tall Cats
Captains of Industry

moon puppy?

ok i have been thinking of some band names that are pretty sweet... ( i think)

unknown soldger
cold minds
going knowwhere
NoRmAl
The Rebels
Die Alone
Nation of Wonders

hello the band is peepee and poopoojuice

Rabid Lama?
Tainted Mellons?

ok, i need a name for my band. it is a heavy metal/punk band. I like words like death and voodoo and torture but if anyone could think up of some awesome names could you please email me.

<ul>
<li>Anonymous Cowards (good in a Gen X kind of way)</li>
<li>Not Top Dog</li>
<li>Tainted Llama</li>
<li>Rabid Cabbage (Any thoughts, Tim?)</li>
<li>The Pixie Styx (Certainly acclectic, probably a legal nightmare as well.)</li>
<li>Clonic Tonic (Techno of some ilk: Tonic-clonic describes a seizure, Clonic Tonic would be an abnormal movement that is relaxing. Otherwise, it's just another legal nightmare.)</li>
</ul>

Toxic Waist

Putz and The Schmucks

Udder Contempt

Et Al

No Pepperoni (female punk band)

Happy Who-er

Oral Retentive (acoustic Latin/Celtic fiddle and claves with frilly shirts and no pants)

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Print Screen (band that doesn't work any longer, like the key)

Right Wing And The Left Tern (politically incorrect bird's rights activists)

Sand In Their Schlitz (surf rock)

Spam Session

Useless Digit and the Little Toes

Had Enough.

Perl Dash E

How About Abandend Flames

How about a one to two word name...mostly want a 2 syllable name for a hard rock band of men ranging in age from 30-is to 45-ish. The band is geat but needs a serious update from the 80's. They also play the fresh stuff, classic stuff & even great blues.

This recent Diesel Sweeties comic fits this thread nicely.

In college, those of us without recognizable musical talent entertained ourselves with future band names like:

Schlitz & Giggles (for a Buffet-Cliff summertime cover band)

Ffffttt! (Sounds better when spoken. Sound effects were also popular potential band names)

The Beef Wellingtons

The Plougmen

Scratch & Sniff

Sawzall (a tribute to the outstanding reciprocal saw)

[Orange scent] (the idea being that if Prince could have once been a symbol, the next step beyond would be a scent)

Note: Toad the Wet Sprocket was taken from Python sketch.

blak faries

Mr Anonymous and the Band You Never Heard Of

for a girl band: The Traveling Menstruals

That's pretty clever Josh. Took me a second to get it.

hey, im looking for a band name for my friends and i...it cant be grusum like with death for anything and it cant be gross, and we're a punk band so WE NEED A NAME QUIKE...oh yah and we have 2 guys in our band and 3 girls including me!

email me back if you have any good names

The Real Flesh & Boners

Help urgent! Me and a few mates are in a all girl alternative rock band, and for some reason our guy mates have decided to make a competition about our band names because they have a band too. All i've come up with is Fudd Ruckers but the other girls dont like it, any suggestions? Nothing to do with death but something quick, clever and something to out do these guys! thanks!

Here is a short list of some of the bands I have been in:
<br />
Sex Dogg and the Wayne Newton Lovers<br />
Puppy Enema<br />
Cum Chowder<br />
Sex Dogg and Horney D<br />
The John Thomas Injection<br />
Um...I forgot (this was cool when they would introduce us "And now welcome Um...I forgot")<br />

Anyway, fun and games.

***SERIOUS***
I need a band name real bad
my band is incredible and im sure we will get a record label withing 6 months but we have no name *sigh*
we need sumthing (preferable 1 or 2 words)serious and not all gothic please email me any names u got i will reply i promise- ty

I think these would be funny names-

*The four skins*

*Feed us feetus*

I would have used them my self but im in a serious band we hve a real zepplin type sounf (we were kinda influenced)

Roasted Filth and the frozen institute

There already is an Alcoholocaust. In SF.

I got a band called STANDBY Dont steal

This is to ReNaTo what type of band are you in
If its pop rock like Busted
Try Acess Or Backstage or backpass

how about 5 point or

made under nothing

punker

time line loss

flyng like war

i have a band looking for 2 boys 13-17 and need a good name for my band boy need to be from michigan please email me if you can be in my band and for more info. looking for name too! EMAIL IS GOTHICBABE6996 @YAHOO

I'm in an all girl band and we are looking for a name. But we can only come up with rediculous sick names. But the Traveling Menstrals is amazing!!!!!!!!!

For the Zepplin-inspired band, how about "Zeppelinoids"? (with or without the "curiously strong")

girl bands? how bout:

Angels of the Asylum
Don't Tell Mama (a bar in Manhattan, and a play, but not a band.)
TNA (What's it stand for? TNA - Don't let anyone tell you different!)
Tattletale (or Tattletail)

Wonder Twin Powers

the fuckin heartattacks, the heart aches, the neon boys

Toxic Plume

The noun-phrase band name is so 20th century. How about an adjective or an adverb or both? "Tangibly tangy"

<p>The phrase came up at an <acronym title="Automated External Defibrillator">AED</acronym> training over a year ago. It needs to be a band name -- lots of good graphics suggested by the little icons and the big foil stickers on those things, too.</p>

<p>Shockable Rhythm</p>

<p>And in the soon-to-be-popular mummy goth genre:</p>

<p>Flax Thorax</p>

subliminal criminal

nuff said

Misty Llama Morning

i need a rock,heavy metal,punk goth name for my band i have to have one really really really reaaly bad!!!!!!! please please please...... email me and lil_miss_gymnast_2005@yahoo.com or if u have aim IM me at lilmissgymnast20

tnx soooo much bye bye

i need a rock,heavy metal,punk goth name for my band i have to have one really really really realy bad!!!!!!! please please please...... email me and lil_miss_gymnast_2005@yahoo.com or if u have aim IM me at lilmissgymnast20

tnx soooo much bye bye

Cool Band Names:Mach Revival, Machine Rising, Gordon Riots, Madison Youth.

here is a good band name for you NOTHING. you know how slipknot has PULSE OF THE MAGGOTS and the crowd is THE MAGGOT CORE. well be called NOTHING and the crowd THE EMPTINESS

here is another one THE GODS OF DEATH

boner donors

To End All

Cast Iron Marmalade

stealing third

need more? its all just a click away!!!

Straight Curve

That's my old band's name, but we sucked. Feel free to use it.

Heres a few good names:

-this site sucks

Man, I had a friend from Montana who was in a band called "Olive Stipple Muffin Seed". We used to sit there stoned and think up good band names....Sirens of Mud...that was a fave. Also,
-Resurrection Mary (after the famous Chicago ghost)
-The Cereal Kamikazees
-Fat Ed & the Donuts
-Love Stitch, Love Gun
-The Book Nazis

If I find any of my old diaries, I'll post more.

P.S. I love Anal Terrorists.Good one.Hehehehehe.

hi - i'm in a pseudo-band with a bad name..currently, my doctor/nurse friends and I are the "the flying speculums"...that name is derived from a real account of a certain female exam gone terribly/humourously wrong..."pap smear queen" is our only hit so far...

Here are some names that I have used then scrapped to find something better. Hopefully they will help you. By the way none of the names are for a perticular style or sex, so go for gold. But if you do want to use one of these names just Email me on jfunk09@hotmail.com to let me know which one you want to use just so I can let you know if someone else has the name already. I will also try and get the word on the street about your new band. Have fun writing playing and performing your music just don't steal my songs. E-nuff Bastardizing, here are the band names.
Pick one!

- 3OD - (3 Optimistic Dudes)
- Elecktrosexx
- Tetrahydrozoline .09
- Special Head
- Swollen Dots
- Chapman's Special
- Zealot
- Jon Doe & his Fire Hose
- Billy Gets Drafted
- The Bassix (all bass band)
- The Ass-Techs
- Stock Standard
- MENTAlezzo
- Splitting Image
- Erotic Rapist

Fellow Survivors of the Fallopian Highway

Do 'The Book Nazis' have anything to do with 'Nazi Librarians'?

Pungent Rose
Weed Killer
The Beach Arabs
Spandex Love
Disect Insect
Direct Reject
The Lonely Ranger
Start
Finish
DeDEnD

I always thought "Eskimo Kiss" would be a good name for a band

Spliffiliate

Ummm sooo I love Billy gets drafted, I dunno it reminds me of that song "Billy dont be a hero..." which is about him in war, too clever.

me and my band were thinkin of band names, and they didnt like any of my names,but how bout the clueless brain sergens

ok, our band has a name, but its not good enough, it doesnt have the umph other bands do, we need a band name baad!! our band name now is PitchBlack, sure it sounds good, but you guys dont even know how mant people critisieze about it.... please help, we have great music, but a bad name, cant have that now can you?

Generic Moose

i like the nane that someone made up bule scems of death

man you guys need to put names on here people would actually use

LOUDER THAN MO... our friend Mo is so loud once we said, "Nobody's louder than Mo..." Then we thought, good band name.

The Hairy Ariolas

The Itchy Chochies

how about The Lab Lickers

How about:
"Two sides of a skitzo"

ASS BLASTERS

nut tapped

these are soem names i thought of:
suck my shit
forever in doubt
purple monkey dishwasher
no mans band
layd
subluminal
calling four

I BENT MY WOOKIE

3 guys, 1 girl...we like punk, but with an edge. Avenged sevenfold meets fall-out-boy
WE NEED HELP!!! ANYONE?

Here are some bandnames that I thought up...but my band mates didn't like them..

The Varsity Class

Steps Through Evergreen

My well Spent Year

My beautiful Let Down

Case and Point

i like drippy spliff for a name or, lotion from motion

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttt
or shehab

TACO PARTY (for girl bands only)

I knew some people in a band named The Penguin Snatchers.

They didn't make it.

Lemming Head Soup
Karl Marx and the Instruments of Labour

(I'd add Ancient Chinese Penis, but that one actually exists.)

hey guys, i thought about band names, and i think that a good band name has 2 words that are related or opposite, such as 'Blind Illusions'... that is the band that i am in right now, so no-one copy the name i made up, biyatches! e-mail me if u want to get more band names cos im good at thinkin! later dudes....

I've been way too long without sleep to be thinking this up, but here we go anyway...

- Suspected Tourists
- Styrofoam WonderCouch
- DMC-12
- Spastic Nerfbag
- One Hand Falling In The Woods
- The Dreyfuss Conspiracy
- Smithers Loves Boobies
- Dyce
- Project Weasel

What about:
Clark Kent Superband

- Rune

One time, oh about fifteen years ago I was filing an application with the Virginia Corporation Commission to register a servicemark in Virginia. I got a letter back saying they denied my registration, but they did not say why. So I wrote a long letter back asking why, and explaining the possible reasons (mark is scandalous, is offensive, is generic, etc.) and why none of them would apply to the mark I was registering.

For the example of "scandalous" I gave a fictional band name, <b><i>The Child Molesters</i></b>, then I noted in the letter, that on second thought, that might actually work as a band name!

here's a few:
the deadbeats
feces
yesterday lied
sea hag
anubis
goatsblood
the bargain
in the wake
ides of march
sebek

if you use one of these above, post here and let me know. thanks

viewer discretion is good..

the sheds

"C'mon buddy" Reffering to James Morris and the Blind Illusion Idea "You really think your gonna get away with using one of Les Claypool's (PRIMUS) first band's name and claiming that you made it up, C'mon Sparky this is not 'The Year of the Parrot' You Bastard, this my friend is called 'Plagiarism'. If you didn't know then get into PRIMUS and research mate there is also a band registry site called bandname.com, check out their archives to find out whether or not some one is already using the perfect name you have come up with.
Sorry Gus Your gonna have to find a new name, and no you can't call yourself 'The Innocent Criminals' either (Ben Harper) try something like "Dry Rain" or "Desert Freeze" or something like that but knowing my luck there is probably some European band called that already.
Thanx Jim-Bob.
P.S. You can use those two names if they are not being used so check first. Seeya Bro!

VERY URGENT IF U HAVE NE IDEA FOR A GIRL AND BOY PUNK ROCK BAND PLZ LET ME KNOW EMAIL ME @ piink_babii_fo_eva@hotmail.com THANK YOU SO MUCH THE ONLY IDEA I HAVE NOW IS
PG13

Youth in Asia

not one god name here

good*

me and my band need a rock/metal band name bad we had turning point some peole in the band didnt like it so if you come up with one email me or IM me on msn messenger.

Good Day,
To the Americans lacking in inspiration. Can I just say toilet humour is so old, and random phrases are an embaressing cliche. If you want a good band name think british. We british are, after all, the geniuses of music. Scan lyrics of some of the great british icons like bowie, zeppelin, rotten, etc and I promise you will find your revolution...

I have a britrock indie band. We are girls but I dont think that changes anything. Something spacy would do well. No stupid crap or american sayings please. Fanx.

I need a cool band name with 1 word just 1 not 2 but me and my friends, a 3 people band needs a name bad i was looking on your list so far i only found 2 band names i kinda liked but i was wondering if youi could help me.

how bad does shit taste you fucking ass holes yea you like that fucking asses

I need a band name too. All I can think of are cool band names that already exist like:

The Bell Curve
Sea Change
The Clientelle
Sway
Northern Uproar
The Great Divide
Mira
Stereophonics
Air

etc.... I'm screwed...

all i thought of right now is:

Uproar

need help:(

How about this one for a death metal band: "Carrion Lust"??

Heres a cool one for ya
SwEEt REvenGe

Friends of The Management

Hey Everyone-
I'm working on a novel and at one point in the action a band debates what to call themselves. I'd love to use the following names from this site...

The Purple Weasels
The Mongol Hoard
The Dental Philosophers
Communist Synthesizers
The Rhythm Method
The Egregious Philibins

But I don't want to step on anyone's toes. If anyone has a problem with my borrowing your band names, please post or email me. Thanks!

Oh, and to the list I contribute... Dead Mimes

And I want The Sherpa's Union, too. Please. Ah, come on, I said please.

* Meet the Rockers (a one-off name usable this year only)
* Blunt Affront
* Double Ooze

*Horton's Choice
*Jumps real well
*Sure Footed

hey guys i'm in a 4 girl punk/metal band, and we're on the waiting list for a gig, but the problem is we dont have a name?!?!
so far we've heard stupid ones e.g penguin sandwich, the teddy bear drowners, and we relli need a hot as band name that isnt too long and gets to the point. HELP!!!

Don't know if these help you any, or if they're super cool, but...

Hard Slice
Curve Balls
The Shreds
Metal Flake (or just flake)

After that I say invest in a thesaurus and use your own creativity. :)

im not the brightest star in the sky but heres some i came up with :)

bowl of death
the dimages
crystal clear
listening to grandma
the blues and reds
the previews
the launchers
death by daisies

Donkey Toilet

Disinsection
Do or Die
The English
The London Russians
The Cities
Patriotic Pleasures
Rabid Nation
(the name of your street) Hardcore
e.g. 32 St Hardcore

The Toilet Paper Rapists
Murderers in the Monastery
The Heard
The Light Burdens
Dark Sunshine
Bible Hunting
Searching for Souls

These names arent really for a Nirvana-ish rock band...its more for newage all girl punk bands...

The Gentlemen Alliance
My Platinum Lady
eX-Girls
Stained Glass Window
The Forced Roses

Hey. im really bored and i thought of a couple of names. i dont care if u use them. im never gonna. so here they are...

keep the details covered
surrendered sorrows
poison kisses
never argue
life after death
when she falls
bottled up old love
look to you
worth waiting
another unknown face
cardiac
concequence
dreaded love
finding new addictions everyday
home slice
carpet
sick strings six strings

geeze can you tell how bored i was or what!

Used Blueberries
Nuclear Laxative
Iron Lung Eviction
Nerve Dandruff
Sticky Geniuses
5 Miserable Months
Kafka Dreams
Brush with Extinction
Short Bus Special
Motorist Insanity Trial
squal0r
Toejam Sandwich
Life-Threatening Speed Casket
Anal Fissures
Donner Party Favors

Ok here's the thing. I'm the lead singer in an otherwise all guy band. Our style is a lot like portishead/bjork but a lot heavier. We don't want any band names that have to do with bodily fluids, or body parts, but we really need a deep band name. Can anyone help??

Third-Rail Exit
Nine Mile Fever
Thumbs and Two Mysterious Eyes (I think this is from something by Anne Sexton or Sylvia Plath)

(and yes, I'm bored)

The Rapes
Cake Family
Two Plus One
Jacob Have I Loved (or) Esau Have I Hated
The 3D Audios
Your Top Mainboard
Influencial Fingers
Thy Cold Soul
Post Office Junkies
The Valentine Speaker
Fantastically Well
The Chinese Gentlemen
The Manchurians
Graceful Evil

Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Legal Leash
Chicks with Beards
The Cocaines
That Kid Ralphed
Chuck Steak
Bullets Go In Guns
Smelly Burger
Out of Date
Big Buck Hunter
He's Blind I'm Spastic
Secret Silicone
Public Transport Blues
Gravel Rash
Hammer and Tongs
Buster Dust
Carple Tunnel
Shit Kicker
Flutes Are For Pussies (chick band)
The Whole Twelve Inches
The Moose Is Loose
Bung Froth
Mum, Whats A Vagina?
Vinegar Stroke

I Really Like The Vest

Thats A Killer Haircut Man
Face Plant
Moe Hawk
Phil Collins Blows Goats

Raymonds Got A Third Leg

well i need help to find a good band name

There was a band in NY about 15 years ago called "The Atomic Love Puppies". Real band, never really took off - just gigged around town for a year then disappeared.

I've always liked the idea of naming a band "Dead Pets" or "Grampa's Secret Finger Trick" (or just "Grampa's Finger", Grampa's Secret, Pop's Secret, etc) Also once thought up the name Malice in Wonderland, and then a band named Malice in Underland became popular and shot that idea to hell. Oh!! Theres a good one! Shot to Hell!!!! Good luck!

LOVE ACT (soul band)

Its Essence of Passion- gonna b 4 mi band but gt rejected!

oral gratification

I'm looking for a band name. it's four guys in the band. we're a punk band and we're thinking of name with a number like: Sum 41 and blink 182. can anybody help? if you have a good name you want to share send it to my e-mail address

hmmm how about...... blink 182 are pussys or we are pussy faggots or you could call yourself - i wanna suck that guy travis's dick - how about my mumma shits on my face

Speed Czar
The Bush Doctors
Strapless (girl band)
Bullet For My Valentine
Vile Minds
Devil's Tears (metal)
Coffin Birth (more metal)
Madam Bijou's Voodoo Boutique
Gretchen's Got a New Pet Virus
Autostroke
Pelvic Violator
Bastard Sons of David Lee Roth
Whip Sore
Eat Thy Neighbor

...any comments?

The Fortieth Lick
Drive That Printer
The Cleaning Dog
Lee's Gang Bang
The Feathery Nudes
Joshua Sucks Cow Dick

I still need a good band name

I made up these while on a 5 hour car ride to the top of a mountain yesterday...

Flamingo Fancy
Seductive Nuclears
Antarctic Cactus
Jaxon and the Fire Kissers
Op-Shop Mistros
Lycra Jazz (This one copies Spandau Ballet)
Jagged Heaven
Black Jesus and the Virgin Suicides
Rip-rop and Hap

ow bout....
broken innocence ;) email me if ya goin av it az ur band name @ harrietsophie@hotmail.com ta xxxx

these band names suck but i got one blind judgement

help me.i really need a band name.we are an all girl band so far.rock. nothing gruesome gross or stupid.e mail me.

Chick band, desprite for a name, genre: rock n roll through and through.
please help? send me an email.

How about...

- The Caustic Gnostics
- Rockets' Red Glare
- Poisoned Pez
- The Impulse
- Seven Comes Eleven
- Oompa Loompa Riot
- Fears Well Founded
- Water Water Everywhere

Here's a couple winners for you:

Bruce and the Rinse Boys
Pets or Meat
The Taxations
Anal Intrusion
Proud to be Stupid
Simplicous
Piss Drunk Sargeants
Running Sore
iPodsolation
Tim
The Delicious
Spinabifida
Meal Dip
Back to the Better
Up then Up
Cramazie
The Tiny Band
Squelch
Puss & Cuts
Commander Ravon Levon
SuckySaki
...and the unguents

Umm ya im in a 3 persom punk band & we need a name two. Email or post replies i think
Father Knows Best is a good name nut im not sure if we'll use it or not ttyl!

all guys & we love thrice

I think that "The Sherpa Union" was an awsome Idea!
kudos

alchoholy

hanging by the clock

mediator

for girl punks: anorexa-gogo

Heres some:

Electro cutie
The promise record
Diva's On Top
Blue Cross
Dream
Gloss
Everlasting Rose
Dry Rain

Any Comments?

they are all awesome::
how about:::::
battery acid
zip
flashback
or even wish upon a dark night

you people have great ideas i was lokin through and know i have a whole page of names know i have to take it up with my band and i have a couple

steele hearts

the uprights

the vikings

the dudetz(for an all girl band)

and thats all but we are an all girl band and we want to thank you because now where going to the top ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok For the past month and a half I've felt like I've been walking under a band name tree. They just keep falling on my head I have at least 120 on my livejournal the least of which are

Loser Floozy
Fashion is for Fascists
Polka Dot River
Motorycle-Cumberbundt
Kinky Sprinkle
Sex and Lasers
Mr. DeepPockets
Nude Suit
Manila Monsters
Scuba Lube
Boston Tea Bashers
Once Upon a Penguin
Smelly Jello
The Eggbeaters
Wolf Whisltes
The Plastic Curtain
The Soft-Core Candies

and yes many more what should I do with them?

Okay...these ideas are really nice and original...but some people (like myself) who are serious about finding a band name actually want to see some that can actually be USED...
I mean c'mon...is someone really going to call their band "The Eggbeaters", "Dry Rain", "Water Water Everywhere" or "Devil's Tears"??
Honestly...stop with the ironic names like "Devil's Tears" and "Black Fairys"...anyone can come up with a few crappy goth names if they wanted...
I actually want to see some realistic band names...

Hey Lolita, how about these:

The Demanders, or Demanding.
The Oppressives, or Oppressive.
The Lazy chicks who want everyone else to be creative
The Ingrates
Ungrateful
Halitosis
Spider-vain
Katrina Wind
Insurge

and once again, I think the best name for a girl band:

The Delicious

yo hopefully u all r muther fucking juggalos here r some names i thought of

1.smoke
2.shackles
3.ragdoll

thats all i have muther fuckers peace out

SHIT

these r lyricts to my new cd that im doing its me people killa and epidemic a here r some words of advise from people killa and epidemic a

p killa:yo what up mother fuckers

ea:what up in this bitch we r gonna do a peice of a song for u

here we go mother fuckers

yo yo this is p killa ready to this dont get me pissed im ready to kill
listen to my mad skill i may not be as good as shaggy but atlease my clothes are baggy its me shaggy and epidemic in this joint trying to make a mother fucking point yeah yeah my name is ea hey i dont play fuck off ho i will drown u in the snow i will throw u down some hilla then take some pills yo yo that was a sample of r new album coming out soon u choose buy or die just playing peace

props to whoever came up withe the beatudes, the impulse, and water water everywhere! You guys are freakin genious.

my friends have this band, and they love metallica..and they had a name Entropy, and its cool and all, but it's taken, and they need a new one, there is two 16 year old guys a 17 year old guy and a 20 year old guy, again all in love with metallica, so please help me/them!!
thankz

how bout:
neverAgain
forward disaster
got2getSOMEplaCE
paper is cruel

i need a rely good band name with no curses or anything goth

************HELP*************

Here is the ones i just thought of. i can think a whole bunch more so if u like the idea of the ones i have email me back. ill have some more by then. i think a few are already taken but 4 the most part i thought of these. peace

Say It Is So
Understanding Age
X’s 4 I’s
OverHead
Under Grace
Hanging Jane
Dying the Rot(like tying the knot)
Tearing Tragedies
Tragic Turn
Heavy Heights
Trying Lines
Faira Flown
Eyes Wide Shut
Asailance
Frailty
Who Made Who
Wellington Waits
Wellington Waters
October skies (like the movie)
RidgeWood Lies
Seven Sorrows
Bullets For My Valentines
Never Again

these are the crappiest names ive ever heard....you people are retarded...

Katrina And The Waves

I remember a band from Olympia, WA. They were a group of militant lezbians. The band name was Cunts with Attitudes or CWA. They couldn't get along with each other and the band broke up.

The Chorizonics
Baboonfist Manifesto
Herosectomy
Embryonic Revolt
Trust Fund Ruffians
Hand On Throat
A Bag Of Hammers
Artificial Horsemeat

UUUUHHHHHHH........how bout.....
The Fragile
Royal Slaves
30-06(thirty alt. six)
Whiplash
The Irish go-nads
______'s band (___=yer name...)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH..........OH!!!!
I GOT IT!!!!!!! THINK OF YER OWN NAME!!!

I HAV MORE!!!!!!!
anal seepige
redneck rapers
maria carey blows
kevin sloan..........(haha kevin)
vasectamy
dirty sancheses
reign of feces
..............
orgy sporgy
gingadingadooo
ok...faggomasheens( dont even say its spelled rong cus i no its supposed to be that way retards!)
oral nutering
OH CRAP!!
ROSES AND GUNS........

ok.......im done..........SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Ok...here's a few i made up the other day:

Chaoswar
PurityHead
Innocence Insane
Caustic Fear
Daft
Haulicost Kamikazee

Here are some band names i think some people may like, band names me and my band disbandened. they are;
False twilight
Village idiots
White label
change to spades
Dead and breathing

how about UUUUMMMMMMMMMMM EEERRRRRRRR OH YEAH, GOT ONE, UM LETS SEE HEAR UHHH AUDIO MEETS VIDEO. BOY I HOPE THATS NOT TAKEN

yo this is father tyme i have some names for some sick rappers like me

-pumkin face
-piggy
-filla killa
-discriminater

those are some names
buy my new album bitches

Pontus Pilot and the Nail Drivers

everyone is in a flippin band im in a band ohh god i feel sad

hi i'm demi-lee and my band is doing really well were nearly there espesially with our catchy band name 'Pacific' it mite sound crap but if you and your band go to a recording studio with a simple yet catchy name they will get you a deal strait away good luck every one x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x

'Industrial Revelation'

Maybe more of an album name or something...

Lex Talionis
Ultraviolent Radiation
Eddie Van Helsing
Doctor Strangerock
Killer Klowns from Queens

Doomed Space Marines

fuck this gay site

Hi,

I have a band of 4 guys (guitar, drums and bass) and a girl (me) for vocals. It's an alt. rock band with a british sound to it. Likes of Franz Ferdinand, The strokes (even though they are american) and the bravery (americal too). We need a creative name. preferably starting with "The"... any suggestions? Please email kgoncharuk at yahooo dot com or POST here

HEY I AM A KID 14 YRS OLD AND LOOKING 4 A KEWEL BAND NAME

you fockers here are some real rock band names
1. The scapegallows
2. under siege
3. fire arrows

prateek sharma u r a s.o.b &josh man u r an asshole

Squirrels on Crack

Get sum real band names, i mean ders a few gud ones but ffs,stop puttin shitty names in "fire arrows",rely imaginative der wernt u good man whoeva rote "shit kickers":

Demonic angel
Cryptic sins
Bobs nob

Bobs nob was a joke by the way

mainly crust
industrial 101
blood wagon
eternal oddesy
soul sucker
blind tiger
purple lizard
two skull
armbone
toe smash
pacific side

POOPMASTER
MASTER OF DIAREHA
LIONS ARE SHIT
SHIT THROUGH THE HOLE
LEPRICONS SAY WAT
SHIT
THERES A POOPY IN MY PANTS AND UR INVITED
GOOGLY GOO TASTES LIKE POO
DONKEYS SHIT
SAD BUT TRUE
SAD SHIZZLE

these all suck
get some new names that are good
who is gonna start a band callled BOBS NOB,PUMPKIN FACE,PIGGY,KILLA FILLA, FIRE ARROWS i mean come on get some real names

then u give us some

how about the name

this site is full off gay names because the people that are giving names are gay teeny boppers :)

good name aye

H A L F I N C H S P E A K E R

This I bequeath unto thee.

WHAT!????

I need a name for my band I like stuff like skulls,flames and etc.

This was interesting at first, but what's the deal with people who can't spell asking for custom band names? If you can't come up with something meaningful on your own, you'll have more luck looking up random words in a thesauraus or dictionary than asking here.

my band is called chaos theory i think thats a cool name

how about

the guidlines

something from the frige

sex dynimo

I can tell this site os american

i have plenty of good metal band names thought of and written down so if ur interested talk to me on aim at execration5696 or email me

Hummm... well I'm in a band called Masquer Raid, (COPYRIGHTED, SORRY!) However, you can feel free to use:
Toxic Cherry
The Rooks
Serious Business
Yellow Page
Old MacDonald Bought the Farm (OMBF)

yea some of these are pretty cool but my main name is "after the end" no one take it cause im gonna b famous

I think that these wud b gud -

The Chickens of doom
The men with the broken glass
Broken Glass
Broken glass sandwich
Ich Liebe Du
Hamster 1-2-3

The Blink
Abandoned Children
Staples
The Angels

Hells ambasadors

Beef Manhatten
The Beef Manhatten Project
The Beef Manhatten Transfer Project
The Beef Manhatten Transfer Project Steamroller
Beef Manhatten Steamroller
Good Gosh! Look behind you!
Bad Golly
Internet Poll
Dan Sweeney MasterBasser
The Quick Brown Fox
Topeka (idea for Chicago/Kansas tribute band name)
Tapioka (Me = genius)
Bar Fighters (Foo Fighters tribute band)
What Is Foo And Why Are We Fighting It?
Foo Peaceful Co-Existors
Dit Dit Dit, Dar Dar Dar, Dit Dit Dit
...---... (obviously)
Obviously (me = supergenius)
Bit Stream
Stream of Unconciousness
Dirty Rotten MP3s or DRM (DRI tribute band/DRM protest band)
Soccer Moms
The Soccer Moms
Lucinda and the Soccer Moms
Train(s)
Bi-cycle (manly girl band)
All Day Sucret
Suger Dada (Post-World-War-I protest band)
Most Podern
The Isms
Try Talk Radio
Tri-Talk Radio
Unsung
The Unspoken Word
Spreeken Ze?
PreviewPost

Dual Doppler
Tri County Area
Area 52
Area 51 Rejects
Oleo
Up2Date (boy band)
Hooey
Huey Louie Dewey and the News
Foot
The Foot
Molley Crue (Molley Hatchet/Motley Crue tribute band)
Actual Reality
Actual
The Chili Pits
The Foo Peaceful Co-Existors (No really - Go with this one.)
Name: (First album could be called "Title:")
State of Confusion
Kate of Sunfusion (fronted by a girl named "Kate" or "Jennifer")
Black Eyed Susan
White Eyed Susan
Susie
Crap I'm Late

The Foo Peaceful Co-Existors (I am so serious about this one. Use it.)
Rank Amatures
The Spelers
Belling Spee
Not Old Enought To Play In A Bar
Billys the Kids (everyone in the band is named William) (and is 14)
Too Cool for the Marching Band
Garage Outgrowth
GarageSpawn (hair/metal)
Planning on Moving Out of Dad's Basement Any Day Now
The Products of Broken Homes (goth/death metal)
Angst Pants
Half-Hearted Rebellion
$119.00 Wal-Mart Guitar
Waiting for Sponsorship
Really Big in Kokomo,Indiana
Dude
Dude, Where's My Amp
Toilet Seat Leaver Uppers
Anarchy Now - As Long as it doesn't interupt my life, or grocery delivery, or the prom
Sneaky Pete and the EULAs
Crow Hat
Piggly Wiggly
Because of Piggly Wiggly
Seven Brides for Seven Doctors (seven piece 20 something girl band)
No Really, We're Eeeeevil (teen goth band)
No Really, We're Sad (alternative teen goth band)
Adult
The Man
Triple Hex (erotic wiccan music)
Star Trek Observers
Archane Sally
Guitar Whisperers
The Guitar Whisperers
I didn't practice 10 hour a day for the last month so that you could drunkenly spill beer on me during my performance
MasterBasser!
Basser
Bass Guitar Rocks!
Bass Fishing Rocks!
Rox In My Poket
Rocket
Jim Rocket and the Terranauts
The Terranauts
Tear a Knot
Horse and Buggy
ButterChurn (german speed metal)
Anabaptist
Blue Oyster Revival (CCR/BOC tribute band)
The Bamd
Jefferson Hydroplane
Thomas Jefferson Hydroplane
The Colonials
Blue and Grey (New York based Southern Rock band)
Gosh Darn Yankees
Soda
Soda Jerks
Fast Food Workers
Just Waiting Tables Till We Make It Big
Were Getting the Band Back Together
Were not sure how we sound becau