My friend and scotch-enthusiast, Ian Wiliams, has written a brief guide to American road-side fast-food for his fancy wife. Here are some highlights:
On Taco Bell:
“With a enough Medium™ sauce, pretty much everything remains vaguely interesting, even if the aftermath - especially in a closed car - can be somewhat Vesuvial.”
On Wendy’s (read the post for the footnote):
“[t]he quality control of this place has plummeted since owner Dave Thomas wriggled free of his mortal coil. Serves him right for shooting those kids at Kent State, huh?*”
On Subway:
“[i]t has always amazed me that Subway manages to make roast beef and lettuce taste exactly the same.”
On Burger King:
“[y]ou could stop at Burger King, but it better be an emergency.”
On Hardee’s:
“I have been starving, and not stopped at Hardee’s.”
It takes a special talent to make a Taco Bell / diarrhea joke actually funny. Extra points for using the term “Vesuvial”, which is even funnier when you read the definition.
Comments
nintendo dsi xl kopen - November 12, 2009 12:17 pm
He doesn't say anything about McDonalds, maybe he likes that chain ;)?
Tiffany - December 5, 2009 11:03 pm
The original post has a lot more entries; and he does seem to like McDonald's most.
Sim only mobiel internet - January 3, 2010 7:35 am
I agree with him, McDonalds is simply the best with the best taste (though the burgers are very small).
Sikiş - January 13, 2010 7:54 am
He doesn't say anything about McDonalds, maybe he likes that chain ;)?