Acts of Volition

Lyrics: White & Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic

Posted by Steven Garrity on in - 62 comments

“Escher is my favorite MC”.

Truly this is Weird Al’s greatest work since he rhymed “brain-dead AOL-er” with “jpegs to Hellen Keller” in It's All About The Pentiums (video). The audio is available from Digg. Here are the lyrics (source) - listen and read them. It’s worth it.

White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

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Jemaleddin -

http://tanglebones.com/

Any idea what the tune is supposed to be?

Steven Perry -

http://www.sevex.org

It's a parody "Ridin' Dirty" by Chamillionaire. Very catchy song. I think the upcoming album will be Weird Al's best ever.

Andrew Magerman -

hilarious. Almost everything applies to me, apart from my name on the underwear. Touché!

Matt -

Yeah, this is seriously one of his best parodies ever.

Sarah -

Chamillionaire loved the parody of his own song!! Now that is awesome..I'm glad that he has a sense of humor unlike coolio

Moses -

Weird al does it again. He's is the best. He will be a classic if he ever stops making hits.

Arlan -

Weird has showed us again how he knows what he is doing when it comes to music and making it soung flawless. I hope he keep um coming...maybe he should be the first human to be clones so his parodies may live on. LOL
YOUR THE GREATEST AL!!!

summer -

http://www.myspace.com/beautyandthebeast_contest

This was hilarious! I heard it on the radio this morning and I went straight to my computer to look for the lyrics!! ROTFLOL!! haha

Steven Perry -

http://www.sevex.org

Anyone hear the new parody that was leaked? "Canadian Idiot"? Naturally a parody of American Idiot, but as a Candian I find it absolutely hilarious!

Farty Pants -

I love this FARTTTT it totally thrashed my under threads dawg! FART oops uh haha my badd

love always
FArts RuLe!!!

p.u

FArty mcphunny

Tha master flach...short for flachulence -

Are you a human? No are you???

YOUUUUUU AND YOURRR CONSTIPATION

I'M AN ALIEN FROM THA PLANET ZALGAR AND I'VE CAME TO SMOKE YOUR CIGARS MEEP PEEP BEEP MEEEP PEEP WOOP PEE PEE POOP FART STNKY WINKY HALIBALI POOP BARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

POOPING POOPING IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEART THE MORE YOU POOP THE BETTER U FEEL SO EAT YOUR POOP WITH EVERY MEAL!

YES I AM THE...FOLLOWER OF THE INVENTOR OF...CRAP MY NAME IS BOWREGAR POINDEXTER AND I LIKE TO SMOKE YOUR CIGARS CUZ THEY TASTE LIKE THE SHIZNIT YOU FIND BEHIND DUMPSTERS WERE GROUCHY LIVES YOU KNO OFF OF HAPPY STREET U KNO WITH THA BIG PURPLE DINOSORE ND THE BLANKIE.

OK...MY REAL NAME IS BEETHOVEN BON PEECRAPER ND I HAVE REALLY COME TO SPREAD PEACE THROUGHOUT THE LAND WITH MY MAGICAL...PINKIE NAIL AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS CONSIDER YOURSELF PINKED.

EllZZ -

dis song iz lyke so hilarious.. i learned a lot from it lyke whut nerds are really thinkin in they weird lil heads lol.. i just noticed this thing cuz i wuz lookin fo da song on the net cuz i thought it would be pretty funny to send to this person i kno(not my friend) that is sorta nerdy and white lol..but yea da first time i herrd dis song i wuz like lmao!!! :P

Charlie -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyXdrpuZrE

And now the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyXdrpuZrE

siouxmoux -

http://geeklinks.net

The Complete Straight Outta Lynwood album is now available on BT and Soulseek

Tucker -

I'm Tucker. Hi.

Moji -

No one has noted the GENIUS of having Donny Osmond as his video dancer. I can barely watch the video through the tears in my eyes becasue it is JUST SO funny. OMG, absolutely genius!!!

Anon. -

H-I-l ARIOUS!!! i LOVED IT MY TEAXHER SAYD IT WZ FUNNI!! hE WUZ RIGHT

weird al yankovic rocks screw all u bastards that spell his name rong muhahahahahaha -

weird al yankovic rocks i feel it is necasary to say his whole name cuz he is a genious woooooot yea add me if u dare nathan_elmo@hotmail.com

madison -

o.m.g. dat shit is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikness -

http://www.phase42.net

That was Donny Osmond? Coolness!

abu -

lol i heard the beginning im like ooh chamillionaire again and then it starts and im like buwahahahaha couldnt stop lmao

weird al rules

Weird Al Yankovich -liker -

THIS IS INCREDIBLE. Also, seeing as the link to the video listed above ^^^ doesn't work (or at least not for me), here is another place you can see the video: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/whitenerdy
Weird Al Yankovich has pulled it off again. He is an amazing artist and incredible musician. And he's FUNNY AS HELL. I love this guy so much.

chuck belinda poo -

this song is the most awesome freaking song!!

and no, im not a human. duh

Eric -

Lawl.

"My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary "

scott gluck -

That was great it all applies to me except the Star Trek references and Name on my underwear. Al is the best parodiest I've ever heard.

Elliott Spencer -

http://1o6khq.com

KHQ has never heard of this song.

brandon womack -

that song rocks.white and nerdy.that song descibes my friend completally.write back.

Candy -

Its greattttttttttttttttt thumbs up way up!!!!!!!!!!

Me -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravan -

http://www.fetishforsports.co.nr

Hah, loved this song. I had to e-mail the lyrics to my friends.

Tyler -

Hi I'm Tyler.
That was awesome.
Yai.

Hyphy3 -

This is a crzy song even though i'm brown i like it!

autumn -

yah what weird yankovic did to riding dirty was soo hialrious and i couldn't stop laughing at all the nerdy stuff . it was so funny. i wonder what song he will do next?????????

Sterling -

hahahaaha this is hilarious!
so many ppl have been tellin me bout it and i was bore dand i looked it upand i read the lyricas and its soo freakin funny! ~ Sterling

Vinny -

HAHAHAHAHA This Video is so funny Weirds Al u rule!!!!!

Seth -

This song is amazing. Personally, I have an extreme hate of the original, but Weird Al's parody is astoundingly good. The flare design in the back is Pac-Man, which is hilarious. Oh, and Kirk all the way.

Joey -

yo this shit is tight i am just as white and nerdy as this guy but thats besides the fact because this video has me rotflol all night.

SilverSilhouette -

This is pwnage, d00d.

xD

Okay, I'm a female nerd, which totally svcks, but everything in this song applies to me, too. ^^ Besides the underwear, yeah.

'White and Nerdy' is neck-and-neck with E-Bay, though. That's another classic.

Jenny-pie -

Amusing, as usual. Once again, our friend Al provides us with a sharp accurate parody.

MapleFreak -

http://www.myspace.com/mk_ermac

XXXXDDDD I..........................idk wat to say but its funny!!!!!XXXXXXDDDDDDDD

Pamela -

http://free2use.5u.com/

In Reply To:

Andrew Magerman [3:59 AM September 12, 2006]
andrew.magerman@sobis.com
hilarious. Almost everything applies to me, apart from my name on the underwear. Touché!

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Same here. I have 61 websites and I'm not even a teenager yet, and my father and I also play D&D

SDC -

http://dirkkelly.com

Definately Al's best work. White and Dirty and Stuck in Drive Through are wonderful.

imho of course

Lam -

http://lac.pl/

In what's probably a first, AOL cancelled the 'World Premiere' of Weird Al's newest video 'White and Nerdy' due to it being leaked on the internet. Al writes on his MySpace page: 'Apparently, the video has already leaked online, and AOL doesn't feel comfortable doing a World Premiere promotion for a video that a number of people have seen already ... Anyway, it's really a bummer... it would have been great promotion for the album... but hey, life goes on.'

Erica Chan + Cecilia Ak-Hion....Orgy??? -

http://xxx.com

Yup..orgy rockssssssssss motherfuckersssssssssss respect me plzz niggazzzz

yrughfghrytrhg -

http://gdfgretergf.ca

Eric [11:35 PM September 20, 2006]
Lawl.
"My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary "

.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

rupan -

you should try "It's all about the pentiums" from Weird al too
it's a good one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEi0eQB-NtY

rupan -

ok I'm a nerd and I don't read ...spam... hmm threads... sorry you named it already

Chezklyslavakia -

Some times you tube doesn't work on computers, so you can watch the video on http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4581508829597815922 =]

Mo - Pho -

ROTFLOL, THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SONG I EVA HEARD.

U JUST KEEP ON MAKING THOSE HILARIOUS SONGS WEIRD AL

LOVE U ANNALISE

shayshay -

weird al is the best

lindsey -

haha thats really funny...definately one of his best.

Dave -

I saw the video first, on one of those music stations. Man, is it hilarious. Weird Al is a fricken genius. I'd have to say the only parts that apply to me, though, is the D&D bit and the Kirk/Picard... though I already know who I like more..

RPG WiZard~ -

LMAO THIS SONG IS BETTA THEN THE REAL ONE!

OUCH! -

ok the tune is to ridin dirty (-8

white and nerdy -

Really cool .. im a big fan of Yankovic he's the best Parody dude EVER.
And im with
Matt [1:30 PM September 12, 2006]
Yeah, this is seriously one of his best parodies ever.

U RULE AL

akoon -

this song kicks ass. sweet lol

and im a human not machine

Sesshoumaru -

wtf the comments went to good comments to fuking retarded comments
wth?? FART WEE I LIKE FART .. go and get a life

Retired Geezer -

http://blogidaho.com

Al always has the perfect people to act in his videos.
Using Donny Osmand was a stroke of genius.
Isn't that Seth Green also?
Who is the chick?