the screaming in my head.

The person who lives above me is in the midst of the world’s longest shower.

Fine.

Except the pipes in this building have recently started to make an unbelievably distressing high-pitched screaming noise which apparently only dogs and myself can hear.

Go to A Whole Lotta Nothing. Nice site. In case you don’t find it there, here is a picture of a cat.

Goddamn. The shower has not ended yet. Excuse me, I am about to instigate the world’s shortest and most violent confrontation.