March 2001
zeldman forgets
Posted by on Saturday, March 31, 2001
Zeldman links to Forget Magazine. • I am jealous. Enjoy your stats boys.
weekend picks
Posted by on Saturday, March 31, 2001
A song, movie, and TV show you should enjoy: • song: • Westray by Weeping Tile (now of Sarah Harmer fame) • movie: • The Truman Show. Watch it again, for the first time. • show: • The episode of Northern Exposure where Chris Stevens, the host of KBHR builds a giant catapault to fling a …
the tao of telecom
Posted by on Tuesday, March 27, 2001
The local telephone company defines happiness on their bill envelopes. View a larger image of the envelope »
who am I kidding, who am I fooling, when they be like: “what's up Fatlip?”
Posted by on Tuesday, March 27, 2001
And I say: “coolin'.” • “What's Up Fatlip?” by Fatlip, formerly of hiphop group The Pharcyde is currently my choice for song of the year. It's the saddest funny song I've heard in a while and it's got a chorus you'll be humming to yourself as you strut down the street (rocking a diaper or not …
blind progress in the visual sciences
Posted by on Monday, March 26, 2001 in
I think the logic goes something like this: • “Premise #1: • 1995 was better than 1985 • Premise #2: • T2 was better than Terminator • Conclusion: • The higher the number, the better.” • While I worry that much of what is happening in the world is powered by such logic, my concern …
pseudo-Canadians
Posted by on Sunday, March 25, 2001
I am always happy when I see a Canadian performer become a household name in the States. Whenever I see these Canadians I get this odd little feeling in my belly (specifically the ileum) which is national pride. • Oddly enough I get this same feeling around a select few Yankee Doodle performers …
blue sky research.
Posted by on Saturday, March 24, 2001
I can't believe I forgot to pimp my work which has surfaced on Forget Magazine. But then, you're reading it every day anyway. Right? • Also. You must see this. But then, since I recently recommended this site which links to it you've probably already seen it. Right.
the screaming in my head.
Posted by on Friday, March 23, 2001
The person who lives above me is in the midst of the world's longest shower. • Fine. • Except the pipes in this building have recently started to make an unbelievably distressing high-pitched screaming noise which apparently only dogs and myself can hear. • Go to A Whole Lotta Nothing. Nice …
suck on this you weasel. We're going to Mexico.
Posted by on Friday, March 23, 2001
Three bootlegged Beck songs you should obtain: • Mexico (live@KCRW) • An touching acoustic number about getting stoned and robbing a McDonalds. • One Foot in the Grave (live@W54th) • Some mean harmonica action accompanied by clever crowd banter. • Pulling up Roots (live with DJ Swamp …
robots: fast as hell, still not so great with context.
Posted by on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 in
The following email was sent from Network Solutions in regards to a domain name update request. I was aware that robots were sending emails, but I had thought we were still a few years away from the robots actually writing the emails themselves. • At least the robot was polite enough to wish us …
the internet advertising industry board of self gratification
Posted by on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 1 comment
The Internet Advertising Bureau (IAB) is not a regulatory board as you might think, but an association of internet advertisers making recommendations for themselves. Their latest recommendation: make banner ads bigger.
scrabble rules
Posted by on Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 1 comment
It saddens me to think about how little Scrabble® affects our everyday lives. It is no longer “hip” to discuss Scrabble® with your peers. It has become like riding a moped, exciting, yet you hide it from your friends. • Last week I ordered a Deluxe Scrabble® set. Yes, that is the one with the …
dear apathetic bastards,
Posted by on Monday, March 19, 2001
Send me some goddamn poems. • You, the so-called “readership,” need to redeem yourselves after your pathetic showing at the rock-uber-thing. • Your reluctance to send me your poems can't have anything to do with the “difficulty” of writing of poems. If Dylan Thomas, a drunk and an Irishman … read more »
drop that number!
Posted by on Monday, March 19, 2001
For the seasoned weblog readers, this is be second hand old news, but I couldn't help but post it. • Apparently a mathematician stumbled across (suspicious, I know) a prime number (seen below) that when written in hexadecimal format forms a Zip file that contains the DeCSS information (the now …
the grave dangers of not having a car stereo (and owning a Moxy Früvous cassette)
Posted by on Sunday, March 18, 2001 in
It happened quite innocently. I think someone mentioned an author's name, or said something that sounded like W.P. Kinsella as we got into my car. Naturally (or so it seemed at the time), this caused my three tone-deaf friends and I (also tone-deaf) to try to impress each other with our knowledge …
Coffeepot for Masochists.
Posted by on Saturday, March 17, 2001 in
Have you ever pushed on a pull door? Have you ever stood waiting for an automatic sliding door to open, only to find out it's a window? Are you sick of the blinking 12:00 on your VCR? Rise up against the tyranny of bad design! • I recently finished reading Donald Norman's The Design of Everyday …
an explanation of the general lack of posts from me.
Posted by on Thursday, March 15, 2001
Am tired. • Am considering moving to Bolivia, if for no other reason than it is far away from here and has a catchy name. • Also the undeniable allure of cheap blow. • Am momentarily (hopefully) tired of people, as they complain too much*, tend not to say what they mean, and are entirely too …
Eskimo bob
Posted by on Wednesday, March 14, 2001
A fine website to visit for exciting snippets and great commentary from a smart person is SpinnWebe. I was prodding along his Brainshots section, enjoying myself, and I stumbled upon this one which talked about the "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" craze which I missed (living in a bubble at the …
geeks need to know what to buy and when
Posted by on Sunday, March 11, 2001
For those of you interested in technology news the options are many but most are seriously deficient. One hand, you have sites whose news consists mostly of cut and pasted press releases and those who kiss the feet of Microsoft. On the other hand, you have the whining anti-everything … read more »
the people have spoken. they said: shut up.
Posted by on Sunday, March 11, 2001
Earlier this week I asked for some feedback on the phenomenon of using TV to relax and the moral repercussions (seeing as your TV watching time is being resold). The good levelheaded readers of aov have responded and each response is very much appreciated. • The consensus (how many people to do …
discover new music via Steve Jobs
Posted by on Sunday, March 11, 2001 in
Steve Jobs used to play the part of the passionate visionary quite well. Watch the made-for-tv movie Pirates of Silicon Valley for an interesting and apparently accurate summary of the Steve Jobs / Bill Gates stories (beware of VERY bad dialog). • Now, watching Steve Jobs at the latest MacWorld …
pimping and stealing.
Posted by on Friday, March 9, 2001
The Cadre (UPEI's student (news)paper) will be producing a poetry issue this March. It will be featuring published and unpublished poets, professors, students and non-students, Islanders and people from elsewhere. And you. • I need content for this thing, and lots of it, which is where you come …
Steven's hypocritical anti-consumerism musing of the day.*
Posted by on Wednesday, March 7, 2001
TV is a drug. I realize that this is not a groundbreaking statement, but let me elaborate. • I have criticized my friends in the past for relying on television to help them relax at the end of the day. Some can't even sleep until they've watched their half-hour of TV (it usually doesn't matter …
ten loaves of bread for my frickin' bread basket.
Posted by on Tuesday, March 6, 2001
In an effort to broaden the cultural horizons of you unwashed masses, witness this work in progress unwittingly donated to aov by the ringleader of that infamous all-star rock group, Windom Earle: • Sweatpants by ll coolbreeze • If you're more interested in coolbreeze's sister than his music …
most amusing spam award.
Posted by on Sunday, March 4, 2001 in
I've seen personalized spam before, but this was the most impressive I've ever received. • Today, an email promoting a search engine registration service arrived in my inbox, complete with little animated people being ‘magnetically attracted’ to an actual screenshot of actsofvolition.com …
The hogyssey
Posted by on Saturday, March 3, 2001
After almost a year of switching record companies and redoing tracks and all those other things that rockstars do to delay album releases, I have discovered (I'm not sure when this was released) that Spacehog are about to release thier third album, "The Hogyssey" in April. • You can sample thier …
which of your manuevers do you like best?
Posted by on Saturday, March 3, 2001 - 3 comments
Dave Eggers is the editor of McSweeneys and the author of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. • This is a series of emails sent from Eggers to journalist David Kirkpatrick, and vice-versa. They concern Kirkpatrick's hatchet job of an article, written about the release of the paperback …
I can't believe it's not otter.
Posted by on Saturday, March 3, 2001
Get Fuzzy is a comic starring a cat, a dog and a person. Not an orginial concept, but one well executed. • I recommend starting with these two strips.
Bill Gates' House v2.0
Posted by on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 32 comments
Apparently Bill Gates' house isn't big enough. According to News.com: • ““...some changes are needed to make it more livable. Gates representatives said the home was designed for a bachelor and the family has found that it ‘isn't fitting as they expected it to’...”” • It's a classic example of …