a limerick

by Steven Garrity


There once was a man from Chicoutimi
Who was kind enough to lend his canoe to me
But when I fell in
I couldn’t swim
Because canoeing was new to me

 

4 thoughts on “a limerick”

  1. There once was a man from Boghat,
    Whose ass was so big and so fat,
    Each time that he farted,
    It had to be parted,
    And propped wide apart when he shat.

  2. There once were some writers from AOV
    Whose limericks quite annoyed me
    so I tried to be a clever dick
    And write my own limerick
    but I was worse as you can see.

  4. A weblog called Island Edition,
    Announced that it’s off to Perdition
    This is really too bad
    But we can’t be too sad,
    As we still have Acts of Volition!

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