Quoted from A Whole Lotta Nothing:

Did you realize it’s the year 2001 now? We live in the goddammed future! Robotic dogs, computerized cars, intelligent global information networks, and yet… we’re still stuck with toast. With all the recent improvements in the fields of microprocessors, wireless technologies, and robotics, why haven’t there been advances in speeding up the browning of bread?

For the love of god, we can slow down the speed of light. Why in the hell can’t we speed up toast?!

Amen.

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