I would like to offer apologies to our more aged readers. Please be aware that Rob’s opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the remainder of aov. “Grandmother sex” (see post below) is, of course, a beautiful and natural thing and we here at aov (myself, at least) would like to stress that we are very supportive of all the seniors out there who enjoy satisfying sex lives. Not so supportive that we’d like to actually hear about your sex lives though. And no pictures. I cannot make that clear enough. No pictures. None.

So, to sum up: Enjoy all the “grandmother sex” you can get, but go easy. Paramedics prefer their heart attack victims fully clothed.