Acts of Volition

One of Today's featured excite links:

Super-Cute Kitten Photos

If that isn't confirmation that the average person has all the intelligence of a potted plant, I really don't know what would be. Super-Cute Kitten Photos? Who the hell are these people who spend their time looking at pictures of other people's pets on the Internet? There isn't even anything particularly insulting to say to these people as any insult of appropriate venom would simply be above their intellectual understanding. Kittens, for God's sake!

And while I'm venting . . . if the bastard who lives above us continues banging on the floor/ceiling like he's digging for gold, I will be forced to throw him in front of a train, even if it means dragging him all the way to the mainland.

P.S. Go to ExplodingDog.com. It is probably the best thing on the Internet that isn't Anna Kournikova. Some personal favorites are "that boy ain't right," "he was angry," and "is this love? that i'm feeling?"